It gets me every time. I'm having a meeting and somebody farts loudly mid conversation. This only happens to a handful of people, however I'm told it only happens around me. What is it about me that makes people fart, or just generally extra gassy. I feel the need to seek a specific answer from some medical journal, or newspaper. Although I can't help seeking pure joy in coming up with my own theories.
I theorize that the fart is a symbol of filling to the brim with explosive admiration, just kidding but funny though. Seriously though! How can I make people fart! That doesn't even make any goddam sense! But it's hilarious! I wonder now what else I have the unknown ability for. I wait to see if I'm capable of welling up the gas within people to force them to do my bidding. Perhaps THIS is my X-Men power.
But for the mean time...I'll just consider myself queen of the intestinal track and call it a day.
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