Tuesday, April 8, 2008

50-yr-old-couples VS. College Students

When an older couple moves into a 4-plex inhabited by college students...
I'm sure they just thought it would be a jumble of rainbows and ponies. Generally an older couple's schedule revolves around the 9-5, a regular sleeping schedule, and finding a heart beat. College students stay up late, sleep til' noon, and try to grasp the reality of paying bills... What the hell did you think was going to happen!

Obviously the older couple is yelling at the young wipper-snappers and cursing them for acting the way they're expected to. But what to tell this couple except...Duh, you boobs!

The real kicker is that after they get done yelling at all other tenants is that they are the ones keeping up the rest of the building with loud sex moans. Late into the night, etc. they're constantly waking the students with their moans and groans. What to say?
" Hey gramps! if you stop moaning, I'll try to remember to keep it down myself."

Honestly I'm stumped. Yay for minneapolis living!

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